Ok. Here goes my first blog on here and it's going to be an important one. Do you fully understand the greatness of the tater tot? I mean really. It may be the perfect food. And, I don't want to hear any of the that Napoleon Dynamite shit. It was a funny movie but the tot was wonderful well before that. Do you remember how when you were in elementary school and there was some weird meat shit and crazy frozen vegetable? But then in all of it's glory was the tater tot. You would eat all of that tater tots first and then eat the other stuff. Or maybe you were a person who would save the tots until the end. Either way it was the best part. Now it is 1 am in the morning and I have had a drink or two and what more could I ask for than a glorious tater tot. Nothing! I will scream it from the roof tops that I love tater tots. I will serve you at my wedding mr. tot with a giant bowl of bbq sauce.
6 comments:
Wrong:
The world's greatest food is the corndog. Did you know that corndogs have been linked to IMMORTALITY?
how many times do i have to tell you it's a pronto pup?! arf arf
I know you were drunk but there's enough Tater Tots in that photo to feed a Burmese family for a month.
who says i wasn't feeding a burmese family? i have to fatten them up.
actually it was just a pic i found on google. i'm good for maybe 15 max before i feel sick.
this is the worst blog ever, with one post
This blog is at the top of my RSS feed. I just know something FUCKING APOCALYPTIC might happen anytime soon. Don't blink kids.
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